I’ve posted some pretty heavy stuff lately, so I thought it was time for a spot of levity. Hence, here are the …
Top Ten Ways to Know If You’ve Been Really Naughty This Year
- Santa orders Rudolph to drop a “calling card” down your chimney.
- Buddy the Elf doesn’t want to cuddle with you or make snow angels in your front yard.
- Santa slips an expired gift card into your stocking.
- When it’s time for Frosty to melt, he does it on your new Oriental rug.
- “Santa Claus is coming to town”—but he’s skipping your house.
- Carolers razz you when you open the door.
- Even “Bad Santa” refuses to let you sit on his lap.
- Scrooge sends you hate mail because he now has competition.
- Jack Frost thinks you’re colder than he is.
- Santa wakes you up on Christmas Eve and slaps you.